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Labour leader Chris Hipkins denies misleading public over Co

Labour leader Chris Hipkins denies misleading public over Covid vaccine risk to under 18s

Earlier this month, Hipkins said the Ministry of Health never passed expert advice about potential risk to teenagers on to ministers.

The specific claim — that expert advice about risk to teenagers wasn't passed to ministers — is either accurate or it isn't, and the documentary record of what was advised when and to whom should be retrievable, which means this dispute is resolvable with evidence rather than assertion. Covid decision-making accountability matters for public trust in health institutions and future crisis response, so getting the factual record right is more important than protecting any individual's reputation. If the advice flow was as described, that's a serious institutional question about how risk information moved through the system; if it wasn't, that's a different kind of serious problem.
Government may pause fuel taxes increases

Government may pause fuel taxes increases

The government has been resistant to cutting the fuel tax in the crisis, wary that doing so would subsidise demand.

Pausing scheduled fuel tax increases is a more defensible intervention than cutting existing rates — it avoids locking in a structural revenue loss while still providing some relief at the pump, and it's reversible when the crisis passes. The demand subsidy concern is legitimate in normal times but less compelling during a supply crisis: the problem isn't that people are driving too much, it's that the fuel cost is crushing household and business budgets regardless of behaviour. A pause rather than a cut splits the difference between fiscal responsibility and visible crisis response, which is probably the political calculation as much as the economic one.
Lake Onslow pumped hydro scheme considered for fast-track by

Lake Onslow pumped hydro scheme considered for fast-track by government

A prominent backer of the Lake Onslow pumped hydro scheme says he's already fielding interest from international investors.

The previous government killed Lake Onslow; this one is considering fast-tracking it — which is either a vindication of the project's merits or a fuel crisis making previously unthinkable infrastructure suddenly thinkable, probably both. Pumped hydro at Onslow would be transformational for NZ's energy security and renewable baseload, and international investor interest suggests the commercial case is more compelling than the political case was in 2023. The fast-track process exists for exactly this kind of nationally significant infrastructure — the question is whether the government has the conviction to follow through or whether this is crisis-driven kite-flying that evaporates when oil prices stabilise.
Fuel crisis a narrow political strait for Govt to cross

Fuel crisis a narrow political strait for Govt to cross

Comment: The path to political silver linings in the fuel crisis is contracting as the risk it could turn out to be fool's gold grows, writes Marc Daalder.

The 'silver linings' framing was always fragile — it required the crisis to be short, the government's response to look competent, and voters to credit incumbents for managing events they didn't cause. All three conditions are now under pressure simultaneously, and the political window for converting crisis management into electoral asset is closing faster than the fuel supply picture is improving. Fool's gold is the right metaphor: it looks like an opportunity until you try to spend it.
Yet again, the vested interests insert inflation

Yet again, the vested interests insert inflation

Retailers set to force Govt to reverse ban on card surcharges after lobbying campaign with ACT & NZ First; Another example of vested interests blocking pro-consumer reform that would lower inflation

A lobbying campaign that successfully reverses a pro-consumer, anti-inflation policy reform is a case study in how well-organised industry interests consistently outmanoeuvre diffuse consumer benefit — retailers have concentrated motivation and access, consumers have neither. Card surcharges are a regressive cost that falls hardest on people who can least afford them, and the government abandoning the ban under pressure from ACT and NZ First coalition partners signals that the reform agenda is negotiable when the right lobbyists are in the room. The inflation framing is important: this is not a neutral outcome, it is a choice to allow a pricing practice that adds cost to every transaction to continue.

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What the feed is saying

"Remember the last horrible disaster we had when National was in charge. Christchurch does!! This is the kind of response we can expect from these pricks when the oil runs dry. #nzpol"
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"Almost like moving right to placate the loud right-wingers loses you tons of votes on the left and gains you none on the right. Almost like right-wing voters will never vote labour regardless of how much you try to appease them. Who could have predicted that?!? #nzpol #nzlabour"
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"How much of our national fuel supply did the “Beach Hop” use? Asking for a friend.🙄 #nzpol"
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