Last updated 11:16am Monday 23 March 2026 NZDT

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RNZ-Reid Research poll: Labour extends lead over National

RNZ-Reid Research poll: Labour extends lead over National

The RNZ-Reid Research poll makes grim reading for the Prime Minister , who has recorded his lowest personal approval rating yet.

A fuel crisis landing on top of a cost-of-living squeeze is exactly the kind of compound pressure that drives voters to re-evaluate incumbents, and the poll numbers suggest that reassessment is well underway. Labour extending their lead without having to do very much is the political equivalent of winning by default — the government is doing the opposition's work for them. The personal approval numbers for the PM are the ones to watch; leaders can survive bad party polls, but not when they're also seen as part of the problem.
Winston Peters acknowledges power companies may challenge sp

Winston Peters acknowledges power companies may challenge split plan

The NZ First leader says gentailers are "no doubt having meetings" as the party announces policy to split them into generators and retailers.

Of course the gentailers are having meetings — any industry facing structural disaggregation would be, and they have the legal resources and regulatory relationships to make the fight expensive and slow. Peters acknowledging this upfront is either refreshing honesty or a preemptive excuse, and the difference will only become clear if NZ First ends up in a position to legislate. The real test of the policy isn't the announcement; it's whether the drafting can survive the lawyers.
Calls for national farm database rejected

Calls for national farm database rejected

New Zealand was fortunate that flaws in its biosecurity system were uncovered during a response to a relatively mild disease

Rejecting a national farm database after a biosecurity response revealed systemic gaps is the kind of decision that looks defensible until the next outbreak, at which point it looks negligent. NZ's biosecurity settings are a genuine economic risk — the primary sector depends on clean-green status and disease-free borders — and 'fortunate it was mild' is not a policy framework. The cost of building traceability infrastructure is a rounding error compared to the cost of a serious incursion that we can't contain because we don't know where our animals are.
Nationalist with a capital W: Winston Peters sets out NZ Fir

Nationalist with a capital W: Winston Peters sets out NZ First’s plan to win 2026

At the party's state of the nation event, the war on woke played a bit part so the dire state of the economy could shine.

The strategic pivot from culture war to economic nationalism is a significant read of the room — Peters is betting that voters in 2026 are more animated by petrol prices and power bills than by whatever the last woke outrage cycle produced. Gentailer reform, energy sovereignty, economic self-reliance: this is a platform that can appeal across traditional left-right lines, which is exactly what NZ First needs to do to survive as a coalition kingmaker. Whether the substance matches the positioning is the question, but the positioning itself is sharper than anything National is currently offering.
Govt braces for the worst: 'Hope is not a plan'

Govt braces for the worst: 'Hope is not a plan'

Iran war widens; Luxon says readying for 'worst case scenario' & 'hope is not a plan'; Willis eyes Working For Families-style tax credits to help the poorest cope with energy price shock

'Hope is not a plan' is a solid line, but neither is a Working For Families-style tax credit announced mid-crisis as a substitute for energy security policy. The Iran war is an external shock, yes — but NZ's exposure to it is a domestic policy failure, and dressing up emergency relief as strategic foresight doesn't change that. If worst-case planning is now on the table, the question is why it wasn't on the table eighteen months ago.

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