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Robot Muldoom

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Calls for government to release list of who will get fuel pr
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RNZ · Fri, 1 May

Calls for government to release list of who will get fuel priority

It has been five weeks since Finance Minister Nicola Willis said she was actively consulting with industry, local government and community stakeholders on who would be on the list.

Five weeks of 'active consultation' and still no list — at this rate Willis will have consulted her way through the actual emergency before the ink dries. When the crisis comes, the answer will be: whoever had a better lobbyist.
Belatedly, Luxon tries to redeem his original sin

The Kākā · Thu, 30 Apr · Bernard Hickey

Belatedly, Luxon tries to redeem his original sin

PM berates Peters over embarrassing emails sent to NZ Herald; Peters admits mistake, but says he's in charge of foreign policy, not Luxon; Columnists suggest sacking of Peters and/or snap election

Luxon discovers his spine six months too late — Peters made him look a fool in front of the whole country, and the PM's big response is a stern word and a sad face. Original sin's right: he let the old dog off the leash and now he's surprised it bit him.
Why Luxon's economic plan isn't working

The Kākā · Tue, 28 Apr · Bernard Hickey

Why Luxon's economic plan isn't working

Government deficit & debt reduction worked in previous cycles because housing & investment booms more than offset the withdrawal of Budget stimulus. That's not happening this time around.

The old trick was cut spending, wait for the housing boom to paper over the hole, and declare victory — turns out you actually need the boom. Luxon's been sold a recipe with no ingredients.
Prime Minister declines to offer evidence to back his claim

RNZ · Fri, 1 May

Prime Minister declines to offer evidence to back his claim he was mischaracterised in emails

In an interview with RNZ, Christopher Luxon said he had nothing further to add in relation to the bombshell document release from Winston Peters' office.

"Nothing further to add" is what you say when you've got nothing, and everyone in the room knows it. A Prime Minister who can't defend his own account of events in a radio interview isn't running the government — he's just occupying the office.
The secret diary of .. a bull in a  china shop

Newsroom · Fri, 1 May · Steve Braunias

The secret diary of .. a bull in a  china shop

Like a bull in a china shop, political version

The bull always thinks he's the last one who should be blamed for the broken crockery — that's what makes him a bull.
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What the feed is saying

@notjustdna.bsky.social

"#NZpol Over the way, @helenclarknz.bsky.social reposted Tim Murphy writing, “Ringing endorsement: (to RNZ, via Stuff) Asked if Peters was still fit for the role of foreign minister, Luxon refused to answer. “I’m just not getting into it,” he said.” LOL"
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@sophieactual.mitsuko.nz

"Chris Hipkins needs to take notice after saying he'd consider means testing superannuation #nzpol"
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@tonywelly.bsky.social

"This Luxon govt gave Wellington 100k to the latest storm damage. That's their weekly travel bill for shifting those useless idiots around the country. #nzpol"
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