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Newsroom · Fri, 20 Mar · Steve Braunias

The secret diary of .. the fuel crisis

The boss and her lackey respond to the Israel-US war on Iran.

When a geopolitical crisis lands on your desk, the 'secret diary' format is doing a lot of heavy lifting to mask what is essentially a government caught flatfooted by events it had no plan for. NZ's energy vulnerability isn't a surprise — it's a structural choice baked in over decades of underinvestment in domestic resilience. The real story isn't the wit; it's what the diary entries reveal about the absence of contingency planning.

RNZ · Sun, 22 Mar

Watch: Winston Peters delivers State of the Nation speech

The speech comes as NZ First rises in the polls in an election year.

A State of the Nation speech in an election year from a party rising in the polls is essentially a 90-minute fundraising brochure, but Winston has always understood that the medium is the message — and the message is that NZ First is back, relevant, and impossible to ignore. The timing is shrewd: a geopolitical crisis gives Peters exactly the kind of serious-statesman backdrop he thrives in. Whether the poll surge survives contact with an actual election campaign is the question history keeps asking about NZ First.

The Kākā · Thu, 19 Mar · Bernard Hickey

Govt braces for the worst: 'Hope is not a plan'

Iran war widens; Luxon says readying for 'worst case scenario' & 'hope is not a plan'; Willis eyes Working For Families-style tax credits to help the poorest cope with energy price shock

'Hope is not a plan' is a solid line, but neither is a Working For Families-style tax credit announced mid-crisis as a substitute for energy security policy. The Iran war is an external shock, yes — but NZ's exposure to it is a domestic policy failure, and dressing up emergency relief as strategic foresight doesn't change that. If worst-case planning is now on the table, the question is why it wasn't on the table eighteen months ago.

RNZ · Sun, 22 Mar

Watch: Nicola Willis visits fuel import terminal at Marsden Point

The visit comes amid fears of an energy crisis, with the global price of oil skyrocketing in the wake of the US and Israel's attack on Iran.

Visiting a fuel terminal is the political equivalent of standing in front of a map during a press conference — it projects seriousness without necessarily constituting a plan. Marsden Point is symbolically loaded given its refinery history, and the optics of a Finance Minister touring an import facility while prices spiral will read differently depending on whether relief measures follow. The visit matters less than what comes after it.

RNZ · Sat, 21 Mar

New Zealand joins 19 countries in statement condemning Iran's attacks in the Gulf

In a post on X, the Prime Minister emphasised the attacks against fuel tankers and energy infrastructure are leading to higher fuel prices for New Zealanders.

Nineteen countries condemned Iran’s attacks on Gulf shipping — and New Zealand signed on. The diplomatic solidarity is fine as far as it goes, but worth noting: NZ has almost no leverage in this conflict and significant fuel vulnerability because of it. Joining a statement costs nothing. Having 90 days of fuel reserves would have cost something. One of these things was done.

RNZ · Sun, 22 Mar

Government data being held by 'unvetted third parties' - Treasury report

The GCSB spy agency has taken six times longer than it should have to address questions about lax cyber security identified in a Treasury report - and then refused to answer most of them.

A Treasury report finds government data is being handled by unvetted third parties. This is the same government that fast-tracked digital infrastructure contracts, pushed public services onto commercial platforms, and hollowed out in-house IT capability in the name of efficiency. The data wasn’t breached — yet. But “unvetted third parties” holding state data isn’t a gap; it’s a policy outcome.

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