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More than half of families in material hardship will not get

More than half of families in material hardship will not get $50 fuel support package

The Green Party says the figure undercuts the government's claim of focusing on those who most needed support.

If more than half of families in material hardship are excluded from a package explicitly framed around helping those who need it most, the 'targeted' descriptor has a significant credibility problem — targeted at whom, exactly, is the question that statistic forces into the open. The In-Work Tax Credit mechanism was always going to produce this outcome because it structurally excludes non-working households, and the government knew that when it chose the delivery vehicle. The gap between the package's rhetoric and its reach is now a number, and the Greens will use that number for the rest of the year.
Lake Onslow pumped hydro scheme considered for fast-track by

Lake Onslow pumped hydro scheme considered for fast-track by government

A prominent backer of the Lake Onslow pumped hydro scheme says he's already fielding interest from international investors.

The previous government killed Lake Onslow; this one is considering fast-tracking it — which is either a vindication of the project's merits or a fuel crisis making previously unthinkable infrastructure suddenly thinkable, probably both. Pumped hydro at Onslow would be transformational for NZ's energy security and renewable baseload, and international investor interest suggests the commercial case is more compelling than the political case was in 2023. The fast-track process exists for exactly this kind of nationally significant infrastructure — the question is whether the government has the conviction to follow through or whether this is crisis-driven kite-flying that evaporates when oil prices stabilise.
Minister stands by decision to tighten emergency housing cri

Minister stands by decision to tighten emergency housing criteria despite criticism

It comes after an Auditor-General report highlighted the need for more consistency and fairness.

Tightening emergency housing criteria in response to an Auditor-General report calling for more consistency and fairness is a selective reading of that report — consistency and fairness can mean raising the floor for everyone, not narrowing the gate for the most vulnerable. Emergency housing exists precisely because the people who need it have exhausted every other option, and making the criteria harder to meet doesn't reduce the underlying need, it just makes it less visible in the official statistics. Standing by the decision despite criticism is a political choice; the consequences of that choice will show up in rough sleeping counts and social services data over the months ahead.
Yet again, the vested interests insert inflation

Yet again, the vested interests insert inflation

Retailers set to force Govt to reverse ban on card surcharges after lobbying campaign with ACT & NZ First; Another example of vested interests blocking pro-consumer reform that would lower inflation

A lobbying campaign that successfully reverses a pro-consumer, anti-inflation policy reform is a case study in how well-organised industry interests consistently outmanoeuvre diffuse consumer benefit — retailers have concentrated motivation and access, consumers have neither. Card surcharges are a regressive cost that falls hardest on people who can least afford them, and the government abandoning the ban under pressure from ACT and NZ First coalition partners signals that the reform agenda is negotiable when the right lobbyists are in the room. The inflation framing is important: this is not a neutral outcome, it is a choice to allow a pricing practice that adds cost to every transaction to continue.
Bill to give police new powers to move and detain introduced

Bill to give police new powers to move and detain introduced to Parliament

A bill just introduced to Parliament delivers new powers to police to move or detain someone, but just how far it goes depends who you listen to.

Police powers to move and detain people are among the most serious expansions of state authority a government can legislate, and the fact that the scope is disputed — 'depends who you listen to' — suggests the bill's drafting hasn't resolved the core civil liberties questions, it's just deferred them to implementation. The threshold for using such powers, the oversight mechanisms, and the appeal rights for those affected will determine whether this is a proportionate public order tool or a broad discretionary power waiting to be misapplied. Parliament's select committee process needs to do serious work on this one rather than treating it as routine.

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