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Fisheries Minister Shane Jones overrode official advice for

Fisheries Minister Shane Jones overrode official advice for fines related to leaking fishing boat footage

Documents reveal the minister was told the proposed maximum fine, five times a Privacy Act breach penalty, was "unreasonable".

Shane Jones decided the punishment for exposing what happens on fishing boats should be five times harsher than breaching the Privacy Act — apparently the fish are more protected than the truth. Officials said it was unreasonable; Jones filed that advice under B for bin.
Without BSA, ‘people will be able to say anything about anyt

Without BSA, ‘people will be able to say anything about anything’ – complainant

The Broadcasting Standards Authority has long attracted criticism, but the debate on how to modernise it ends with wholesale repeal. Fox Meyer reports.

Abolishing the BSA is the media policy equivalent of removing smoke detectors because there have been too many false alarms — bold, stupid, and you'll only regret it once something's on fire. The irony of killing the standards body just as misinformation goes feral is the sort of timing only this government could manage.
Fuel cost shock reality dawning on NZ

Fuel cost shock reality dawning on NZ

Interislander doubles fuel surcharge; Maersk adds 27% surcharge for NZ routes; Singapore PM warns of 'six months of pain'; Dialysis capacity maxed out; Solar panel + battery combo passes tipping point

Interislander doubling its fuel surcharge while the dialysis wards are full is not a vibe, it's a policy failure with a body count attached. The tipping point on solar arrived right on schedule — shame the government spent three years arguing it wouldn't.
The Weekly Hoon: The Middle East fuel crisis & more

The Weekly Hoon: The Middle East fuel crisis & more

Bernard Hickey, Peter Bale, Cathrine Dyer & Robert Patman chat about the week in geopolitics, the economy & climate; Plus Paul Spoonley on the need for a population strategy

Six months of pain is the Singapore PM being diplomatic — for New Zealand at the bottom of the supply chain it's more like eighteen months of pain with a stern letter to follow. Bernard Hickey has been right about this longer than the government has been pretending otherwise.
All the dust-ups in the Luxon-led coalition, ranked from lea

All the dust-ups in the Luxon-led coalition, ranked from least to most seismic

Fourteen flashpoints among National, NZ First and Act that have hit the surface since 2023.

Fourteen flashpoints in two and a half years and Luxon still insists the coalition is stable — a man who'd call Krakatoa a controlled burn. The real story isn't the dust-ups, it's how much further down the list the next one is already being written.

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"One of the good things about NZ is its news media - it has good access to politicians and a high focus on surfacing the truth. Removing the BSA is how this ends. It’s how NZ gets its own Fox News. This move by the government is undoubtedly political #nzpol www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360..."
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