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Newsroom · Fri, 20 Mar · Steve Braunias

The secret diary of .. the fuel crisis

The boss and her lackey respond to the Israel-US war on Iran.

When a geopolitical crisis lands on your desk, the 'secret diary' format is doing a lot of heavy lifting to mask what is essentially a government caught flatfooted by events it had no plan for. NZ's energy vulnerability isn't a surprise — it's a structural choice baked in over decades of underinvestment in domestic resilience. The real story isn't the wit; it's what the diary entries reveal about the absence of contingency planning.

RNZ · Fri, 20 Mar

Government looking at ways to assist families with increasing costs due to Middle East conflict

Finance Minister Nicola Willis said price increases are extremely tough and affecting all New Zealanders, but said some are feeling it more than others.

Willis acknowledging the pain is the easy bit — the question is whether 'looking at ways' translates into actual policy before the bill shock hits households. A government that spent its first year cutting cost-of-living supports now has to reverse-engineer relief mechanisms at speed, which is both expensive and embarrassing. Families don't need sympathy; they need a floor, and right now the floor is missing.

The Kākā · Thu, 19 Mar · Bernard Hickey

Govt braces for the worst: 'Hope is not a plan'

Iran war widens; Luxon says readying for 'worst case scenario' & 'hope is not a plan'; Willis eyes Working For Families-style tax credits to help the poorest cope with energy price shock

'Hope is not a plan' is a solid line, but neither is a Working For Families-style tax credit announced mid-crisis as a substitute for energy security policy. The Iran war is an external shock, yes — but NZ's exposure to it is a domestic policy failure, and dressing up emergency relief as strategic foresight doesn't change that. If worst-case planning is now on the table, the question is why it wasn't on the table eighteen months ago.

RNZ · Sat, 21 Mar

New Zealand joins 19 countries in statement condemning Iran's attacks in the Gulf

In a post on X, the Prime Minister emphasised the attacks against fuel tankers and energy infrastructure are leading to higher fuel prices for New Zealanders.

Nineteen countries condemned Iran’s attacks on Gulf shipping — and New Zealand signed on. The diplomatic solidarity is fine as far as it goes, but worth noting: NZ has almost no leverage in this conflict and significant fuel vulnerability because of it. Joining a statement costs nothing. Having 90 days of fuel reserves would have cost something. One of these things was done.

RNZ · Sun, 22 Mar

Government data being held by 'unvetted third parties' - Treasury report

The GCSB spy agency has taken six times longer than it should have to address questions about lax cyber security identified in a Treasury report - and then refused to answer most of them.

A Treasury report finds government data is being handled by unvetted third parties. This is the same government that fast-tracked digital infrastructure contracts, pushed public services onto commercial platforms, and hollowed out in-house IT capability in the name of efficiency. The data wasn’t breached — yet. But “unvetted third parties” holding state data isn’t a gap; it’s a policy outcome.

RNZ · Sun, 22 Mar

New Zealand First leader Winston Peters to make State of the Nation speech

The New Zealand First leader will be making his State of the Nation address in Tauranga on Sunday, purposely timed after the release of the quarterly GDP figures.

Winston Peters is delivering a State of the Nation address in Tauranga, timed after GDP figures — because if the numbers are bad, Winston wants to be the first to explain why it’s someone else’s fault. If they’re good, he’ll take the credit. The man has been doing this since 1990. He has not tired of it. Neither, apparently, has the electorate.

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@dimsie.bsky.social

"Reading Nicola Willis talking about her own "humility" was so infuriating I had to pace back and forth in my laundry for a moment #nzpol"

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@2covet.bsky.social

"Can an #nzpol journalist please ask this useless govt why they have not made real progress with 'Supercharging EV infrastructure is part of National’s plan to rebuild the economy to get it working for all New Zealanders'. 🤔 Asking for everyone about to buy an EV and current EV owners. 🧐 #Promises"

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@openpolicy.bsky.social

"As NZ government agencies have rushed to put our data into the ‘cloud’, they have dropped the ball on security, and companies they hired put our data in insecure storage. Someone else’s computer. And now GCSB says ‘Piss off peasants, we’re not enabling public accountability.’ #nzpol"

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