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It’s election year – let the lies, damn lies, and dodgy stat

It’s election year – let the lies, damn lies, and dodgy statistics flow

Today from The Detail: South Australia has a law around truth in campaign messaging that appears to have set a better tone. We ask if New Zealand should follow.

South Australia's truth-in-advertising laws for elections are an interesting case study, but the challenge in NZ is that political speech enjoys broad protections for good reasons — and the question of who adjudicates what's 'false' in a campaign context is not straightforward when most misleading claims involve selective framing rather than outright fabrication. The more useful intervention is probably media literacy and rapid-response fact-checking infrastructure than legislation that risks becoming a tool for incumbent advantage. That said, election year has barely started and the statistical creativity is already impressive.
Govt braces for the worst: 'Hope is not a plan'

Govt braces for the worst: 'Hope is not a plan'

Iran war widens; Luxon says readying for 'worst case scenario' & 'hope is not a plan'; Willis eyes Working For Families-style tax credits to help the poorest cope with energy price shock

'Hope is not a plan' is a solid line, but neither is a Working For Families-style tax credit announced mid-crisis as a substitute for energy security policy. The Iran war is an external shock, yes — but NZ's exposure to it is a domestic policy failure, and dressing up emergency relief as strategic foresight doesn't change that. If worst-case planning is now on the table, the question is why it wasn't on the table eighteen months ago.
ACT and Retail NZ claim paywave surcharge ban 'dead', but Na

ACT and Retail NZ claim paywave surcharge ban 'dead', but National says that's wrong

"No further decisions have been made on the ban on surcharges," Scott Simpson says.

Coalition partners publicly claiming a policy is dead while the lead minister says no decision has been made is a textbook example of the coordination costs of a three-party government running hot under election-year pressure. The paywave surcharge ban is a retail and consumer issue with genuine stakes — businesses want clarity on pricing rules, consumers want to know what they'll pay — and this kind of public disagreement between coalition parties leaves both sectors in limbo. Whoever is right, the optics of ACT and National contradicting each other on a live consumer policy are not good for the government's sense of coherent direction.
U-turn on fish sizes not enough for some

U-turn on fish sizes not enough for some

Groups still want the government to consider killing the Fisheries Amendment Bill entirely.

Removing the minimum size clause is the minimum acceptable response, not a vindication of the bill — and the groups calling for the legislation to be killed entirely are pointing at a reasonable question about what else is in there that hasn't yet attracted sufficient scrutiny. Fisheries legislation has a long history of incremental erosion dressed up as administrative modernisation, and a bill that required prime ministerial intervention to fix one clause deserves a thorough public hearing on the rest. A partial u-turn on a bad bill is still a partial endorsement of the bill.
Rural-based carer, job applicant despair over lack of fuel s

Rural-based carer, job applicant despair over lack of fuel support

High fuel prices are starting to bite for those based in rural areas needing to drive long distances for work or job interviews.

Rural workers and job seekers face a structural double penalty in a fuel crisis — they have no public transport alternative and they drive longer distances, meaning the cost impact is proportionally higher than for urban households with options. Designing a fuel support package around the In-Work Tax Credit excludes beneficiaries including job seekers, which means the people with the least income and the highest transport costs in rural areas get nothing. The geography of NZ makes fuel a fixed cost for a substantial portion of the population, and a 'targeted' package that doesn't account for rurality isn't as well-targeted as it looks.

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What the feed is saying

"The Government’s planned $1 billion gas import terminal could raise energy prices and carbon emissions, Parliament’s environment watchdog has warned in a letter to the energy minister. #nzpol #lng newsroom.co.nz/2026/03/25/l..."
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"It's reached the point where I read articles like this and I go 'Oh god please don't let the third country be New Zealand' which says a lot about how far we've fallen under this scummy Coalition because even under Key I wouldn't have had thoughts like that #nzpol"
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"I don't want to alarm anyone but according to this we have 22 days of confirmed diesel supplies. The govt is saying it's all cool but at some stage people are gonna notice the pumps are dry 🤔 #panicinthebeehive #nzpol"
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