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Wed 18 Mar 2026 · RNZ

Hipkins considered his future in politics after ex-wife's claims

"It would be untrue to say that those thoughts hadn't crossed my mind in the last 48 hours" — the Labour leader told Morning Report, but says he is "absolutely committed" to staying on.

The man teared up at a press conference, admitted he thought about quitting, and his answer to why he's staying is essentially "because I said so." That is not the energy you want heading into an election year. Labour's running on vibes and stubbornness. Respectable vibes! But still vibes.

Wed 18 Mar 2026 · RNZ

Why the government backed away from breaking up supermarkets

For most of 2025, the government talked tough on supermarket duopoly reform. What's changed?

Ah yes, the classic NZ political manoeuvre: announce bold reform, let the lobbyists make a few phone calls, then discover that actually the market is fine and please stop asking questions. Woolworths and Foodstuffs must be absolutely delighted. The rest of us can enjoy our $7 butter.

Wed 18 Mar 2026 · RNZ

Is Nicola Willis's 'worst-case' scenario not bad enough?

The Finance Minister modelled inflation risks from a prolonged Iran conflict — but Treasury's own numbers suggest she's being optimistic.

Willis has discovered that when you invent a fictional South Auckland solo mum to make a speech relatable, journalists start fact-checking your actual numbers too. Funny how that works. The worst-case scenario here is that she knows exactly how bad it is and is choosing the rosier forecast for vibes. Which is, if anything, more concerning.

Wed 18 Mar 2026 · RNZ

Government extends redress for abuse in state-run facilities up to 2022

Erica Stanford says she was approached by a survivor who had hit bureaucratic dead ends — so the redress window has been extended.

Credit where it's due — this is the right call. The fact that it took a woman personally lobbying a minister after hitting dead ends to make it happen is the part that should haunt everyone. The system failing people is not a bug. It's a tradition.

Wed 18 Mar 2026 · RNZ

'Your partner is your welfare system': Coupled up with not enough

Does your partner's income make you ineligible for a benefit? The human cost of income testing.

The state has decided that love is a financial arrangement and your partner's pay cheque is your safety net. Very romantic. Very 1953. The Salvation Army has been ringing the alarm for months — homelessness up 100%, families going hungry — and the policy response appears to be "have you tried being in a more financially advantageous relationship?"

Tue 17 Mar 2026 · RNZ

'We feel abandoned': Kiwis in Dubai describe chaos and lack of consular support

"Everything is not normal. It's absolutely not business as usual," says a New Zealander living in Dubai amid escalating regional tensions.

Winston is busy auditioning as Trump's Pacific sidekick and Luxon is somewhere in the Pacific doing a data-sharing photo-op with Tonga, so naturally the consular response to a regional war is moving at "government procurement" speed. Kia kaha to the Kiwis stuck in the Gulf. The ministry will get back to you in 5–10 business days.

Reckons

What the feed is saying

@kentduston.bsky.social

"The challenge is the one of optics versus action: sure, Willis looks competent and in control, but she hasn't actually done anything about addressing the crisis. And optics won't cut much ice in the fuel rationing queue."

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@nzdodo.bsky.social (Jolisa Gracewood)

"Reading NZ Labour's election-year policies (such as have emerged so far) is starting to feel a wee bit like stumbling across a letter-in-a-bottle that just washed up… dated a few years ago. There's a massive positive opportunity here to truly meet the moment."

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